Now I’m not usually one to toot my own horn.
Therefore, I’ll toot my friend’s :)
Wow. That sounds kind of gross.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Daniel Potter.
Do something for me. Go take a shower; cold or hot, it doesn’t matter. Lather yourself up, wash yourself down. Feel the water pass over your skin, forming little rivers along your folds. Then turn it off. Close your eyes. Stand up straight and tall. Breathe. Feel the air passing over your naked,…